- You are remarkably advanced for your years;
- You have incredibly good taste.
Do you like this little dress? Quickly, go and fetch Mummy, or better still Grandma, because I only have one in stock.
Imagine all the goodies you will be able to store in that pouchy pocket.
Are they here yet? Point out how lovely you would look, even from the back view.
Do you have a big sister who happens to be two years old? How could she (for which read Grandma) resist this stunning chevron striped dress? It's the trend of the season.
And it's fully lined.
Where do you get them? Why, right here. But hurry.